It is true that ba pastor bafere. All of them, ne Romushana. This has been known for a very long time, so right now we should be blaming the sheep. Mwe mukola ki mu church that not only wastes your time but also steals from you? If the sheep is stupid enough to take itself to the lion's den, can you really blame the lion for eating it? Awo wetuli. Dungu ababanja. Mudeyo ewamwe muyige okuyiiya. It is that victim mindset that, when coupled with laziness, produces that kind of delusional wishful thinking. You cannot surely blame the pastor who diagnoses that and decides to drive a Benz off it. Nze nga nze, if I were a TikTok influencer, I would turn my insults towards the ndiga and leave the pastor alone to hustle. Kale ne government nayo. Because this religious shit is something that needs to be regulated. I know it stupids people down to vote for you, but the loss we get in return is a country of more sheep than people. So, if the pastor has not broken any laws, the issue should be blamed on the government and the sheep.
Naye awo ku breaking the law; those pastors sexually abusing their sheep, those who steal or take money under false pretenses and promises, the plain conmen—we already have laws to lock them up. If I were police, nali vudde ku manda and arrested all the pastors in Kampala, except Romushana maybe.
But also Katikiro, nawe ssebo. Count in us some clever. Why doesn't the Buganda Kingdom come out with a clear position on spirituality? What is Buganda if not the Muganda's spiritual authority? Anyway, I am available to take your job if the Kabaka is hiring.
But this issue of a dishonest society is not because of churches. This was the colonial strategy. In fact, this kind of idiotic mass lying is what Western governments and their colonies call intelligence. The trick is to lie to yourself first, hehehe. See Andrew Mwenda for example. I have heard respectable journalists call him an intelligent man. Komanyoko. So if we don't address it at that point, the government will simply replace fake pastors with fake witchdoctors. Atte witchcraft oyo ye muzibu zibu.
Anyway, my recommendation would be to do a fakeness purge altogether. Starting with electrical engineering lecturers at MUK who have never solved our electricity-during-the-rain problem. The bufere starts from school, with students knowing from day one that they don't want to be the teacher they are supposed to learn from, just because government is more scared of MPs than teachers, so it pays teachers peanuts. So in my opinion, unlike what Evangelical Christianity has indoctrinated into your simple skulls, you're not born sinners. Sinning is not your instinctual behavior. You're simply victims of a society that rewards sinners. Obufere buvila dalla ku Sabafere, the colonialist.
Atte if you share my post without "the colonialist" part at the end and I go to the basement, nja kuloga.
