Elon Musk

I have always told people that these so-called billionaires are jokers. You see, while most of us were going to church as children, these guys were playing video games. And so they have all this spiritual debt that is denying them the required self-awareness to know that they are not children anymore. When cooking the staple, matooke, you need the skill to tell the right temperature of the burning wood. Make the stove too hot, and you end up burning the food before it is soft enough to be edible—okusiliza. But if the stove is not consistently hot enough, the matooke can get stuck in a permanent half-cooked stage that even more fire cannot get it out of—okukona. Basically, you just…